Humor: Trick or Treat!
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By J M L in Humor Published: Friday, 30 October 09 - 12:01 AM (GMT -05:00) Last Updated: Friday, 03 July 09 - 07:55 PM (GMT -05:00) |
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Trick or Treating by your astrological sign:
Aries: pushes the others aside to get to the door first
Taurus: will only eat the finest of Swiss chocolates
Gemini: goes around the neighborhood once, changes costumes and goes around again.
Cancer: stays at home and gives candy to the other trick or treaters
Leo: plans their costume for months, then won't go out because someone else had the same idea
Virgo: wears a neatly pressed suit and tells everyone they're a bookkeeper
Libra: is still standing in front of the closet trying to decide on a costume
Scorpio: isn't in it for the candy
Sagittarius: will manage to wonder to the next town
Capricorn: makes a list of all the houses that give good candy and the optimal route to take
Aquarius: builds their costume out of spare flashlights and spends all night tinkering when it shorts
Pisces: skips the whole thing to compose poetry to the moon
Aries: pushes the others aside to get to the door first
Taurus: will only eat the finest of Swiss chocolates
Gemini: goes around the neighborhood once, changes costumes and goes around again.
Cancer: stays at home and gives candy to the other trick or treaters
Leo: plans their costume for months, then won't go out because someone else had the same idea
Virgo: wears a neatly pressed suit and tells everyone they're a bookkeeper
Libra: is still standing in front of the closet trying to decide on a costume
Scorpio: isn't in it for the candy
Sagittarius: will manage to wonder to the next town
Capricorn: makes a list of all the houses that give good candy and the optimal route to take
Aquarius: builds their costume out of spare flashlights and spends all night tinkering when it shorts
Pisces: skips the whole thing to compose poetry to the moon
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